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God and the Monkey


God was talking to a monkey in a garden one day and he asked, "Why dost thou tosseth your poop upon others?" the monkey replied casually, "because they deserve it" the monkey though and he asked God a question in return, "Why do you throw your wrath upon the world?" God laughed and said "that is easy, because they deserve it" he then smiled and told the monkey that if he could live until his death wtih a pure heart he would answer him the truth about life and the secret to existence. The monkey lived his life remaining pure of heart and returned to judgement and asked God for the secret of life and God smiled, "you already know, tossing your poop on others when they deserve it and laughing about it."

Monkeys, me and love

I once met a monkey who told me a story of a far away hill with beautiful faries living there, i followed the monkey hopeful to meet the woman of my dreams to the hill far away. The monkey showed me a land of embarrasment and hatred as he threw poop in my face. I returned to my home to find another monkey awainting me, he told me of a river not far away full of beautiful nymps that would swoon over any man, i followed the monkey and he showed me the river, full of polution and dead fish, and he laughed at me as he tossed poop in my face. I again returned home and sulked , wiping the poop from my face i cried, giving up i resolved i was to be alone for all eternity. That day another monkey came up to me, he asked me to follow him. He did not tell me where i was going, only asked me to have faith, i followed the monkey and i fell in love


well its been fun, but thats all the craziness i have for now crazy eddie is calling me again, he wants to spank me and bite me somemore.

"life's intensity is in its very brevity" bite away, bite hard.


---spankmemuchcrazyeddie--

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heh...very nice. Yay for you. Way to start off your stay at the SS Message Board.

Oh, and...uh, welcome. :D
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lmao that's my bud chris, I told him he needed to join and post that cause it was bloody marvelous! genius, pure genius lol.

most excellent post chris!
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Well, yay for Chris, then.

Most excellent avatar, Court.

I stole your phrase. :P

So, what does that make now? Let's see...*makes a mental tally*

I've got a hug, one of her shoes, her most excellent phrase, "most excelllent"...
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Well, yay for Chris, then.

Most excellent avatar, Court.

I stole your phrase. :P

So, what does that make now? Let's see...*makes a mental tally*

I've got a hug, one of her shoes, her most excellent phrase, "most excelllent"...

I can't take credit on the avatar, a friend from college makes some for me, and Heather (countess) makes me some to. And aren't you quiet the little theif, at least let me keep my underclothes lol.

Keep it Rockin'

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Well, yay for Chris, then.

Most excellent avatar, Court.

I stole your phrase.  :P

So, what does that make now?  Let's see...*makes a mental tally* 

I've got a hug, one of her shoes, her most excellent phrase, "most excelllent"...

I can't take credit on the avatar, a friend from college makes some for me, and Heather (countess) makes me some to. And aren't you quiet the little theif, at least let me keep my underclothes lol.

Keep it Rockin'

hrmm...*considers this*

Court's undies...

hadn't yet thought of that.

eh, i'll try that later. ;)
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talk about spanking the monkey.

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ha ha ha ha...had I a monkey, it would be spanked frequently...all thanks to Court. :P

And Water, and Genevive, and Olivia, and Mythic, and...oh, heavens...it's too big anyway.

Oh, and of course, all the lovely gents on the site, as well. Too many sexy people to handle.

...well...almost. *winks*
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such lovely and interesting people...

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*laughs* mhmm. That we are. I love the new avatar, Chaos. You so sexy.
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