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Good morning Boardpeople! Yes I am bored.. I am Spider and I should have done this before buut.. here I am, introducing myself! SOme say I have baked undert he sun t oo long, others just kick me for being stupid so you decide on what I deserve a good swift kick i nthe junk or just sympathy forthe devil (me! HA!)

SO.... If anyones curious on just who the ell I am and jsut where I came from..whatever, jsut pop me and ill play 20 questions. Feel free.

Wel lI drank too little and talked too much so this is Spider...Better known as Ashura...Sayin..SAYONARA! **steals Atnevon's bunny and runs**
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oooh atnevon, he's going to rape your bunny!!

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were the energetic couple....perfect dude.. we just keep going and going and going.....aw fuck... battery died...
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*tosses you more batteries and sits down with my popcorn to watch the action*
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I have an "'I RULE THE WORLD AND YOU CAN SUCK MY ANUS!" sticker, compliments of the Countess. Fear me.

...but you don't have to suck my anus; complete submission will suffice.

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o.o;
**MSI starts playing in the background**
"I love my mommy cause she fucked.. my ...dad...."
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hmmm...I don't think I'd want to hear a song about my mother fucking my father while I'm having sex with a bunny. Come to think of it, I don't think I'd want to fuck a bunny. *shrugs* Still might be entertaining. *gets comfortable...as much as possible, considering* Go at it, Spider.
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I have an "'I RULE THE WORLD AND YOU CAN SUCK MY ANUS!" sticker, compliments of the Countess. Fear me.

...but you don't have to suck my anus; complete submission will suffice.

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AH! AH! AH! AH! SHIEST!!!!! REIN!! ROUS!!!! OOH FICKEN!!!! AAHH!! TWIFFER!!!
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*walks by and spanks the bunny's ass*

*sits down beside pandora , hands her a beer (wine cooler, or cocktail, which ever you prefer)*

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**pulls ut a large mallet..emphasis on large, and gives a good whack on the bunny's head**
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I think it's in a coma now. Sex with an unconscious rabbit.....well at least it saves on batteries.
The heart that I love must have wild places.

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That poor bunny, what did it ever do to you?

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...go Spider ...go?.....I guess...

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*Looks at everyone and laughs a bit, but will not get her out of her shitty mood*

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some one mentioned ketchup, I came. where is the ketchup?

oh, and, welcome.. got any ketchup?

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hmm...i dont see any ketchup...i've got tabasco...enough of that will make anything edible :lol:
Its only kinky the first time....

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hmm...i dont see any ketchup...i've got tabasco...enough of that will make anything edible :lol:

hahahahaha Glen collected his tabasco sauces from his MRE's last trip to kuwait/afghanistan lmao and he bought like a fishermans cap that said "operation enduring freedom" and put the tabasco sauce in the rungs of the hat, its really cute....

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This place is getting wierder than Darkforum.

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ughhhhhhh!!!!
omg im soooo horny!!!!!!! everywhere i look i get turned on! im like going all sexualistic here!!! someone help me!!!!! preferably a really sexy chicka!!! *giggles* sorry fellas , maybe later. lol. its great being bi, you can love everyone! but uh love is the least thing im concerned about at this moment, if you know what i mean! lol. not that love is bad but i dont think i could fall in love when im this fucking horny! errrrrrrr!!!!!!! but i do love you devon!!!! but right now i need some action!!!! i need a sex reflex!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
but not to confuse you ignorant creatures out there, who have no clue about gays or bis- i mean gay ppl do fall in love , its not all about weird sex shit! but right now i suppose im contributing to the gay stereotype by being all freaky but come on! you straight ppl get this way too! and it wouldnt make me any less of a freak if i was straight!
now i must go hunt down my prey and fuck her like a moose!!!! *rotflmfao*!!!!!! hahah i said fuck like a moose! hahah how dose a moose fuck?----------------------------------------------------------
wow that had nothing to do with the topic --what was it again> sex with battery operated bunnys? lol. my lill doberman , shes a girl but thinks shes a guy, she likes to hump this toy bunny of hers. i think its a trangendered lill doggie. lmao. its twisted its wrong, but its fucking funny!! and then she turns and stares at me and a my posse all innocent like and then starts humping the bunny again! wOOt!!!!!!!!! :lol:

whoa im listening to remixed 80 songs lmao noone reads a post this long anyway so noone will ever know muahhahahahah "because the night belongs to us...." *sings away*
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by now you must have a decent collection of.. heh.. dolls..

~wanders off giggling about joy~

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the ketchup bottle went up the bunny's ass
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