You didn't find it because it is so dark and creepy.
I can't really say anything about unemployment because the longest while that i've been out of work was around 5 days. (and 4 of those days were more or less planned and unpayed vacation.)
I quit a job, got scoffed and was told it would take me a loooooong time to find another job, i went on vacation, when i crossed the border when i went home i got a phonecall from someone who wanted to employ me.
Second jobswitch was even more funny, we ran out of work, talked about a contract termination, 2 weeks before the contract officially ended i was hired by another company.
I'm the luckiest (working) bastard around here i guess.
(I don't mind job interviews, they usualy go like "do you want to work here?" "yes." "you're hired, welcome to the company, you can start monday.")
Unauthorized Copying is not only forbidden, but will prey upon your conscience, spoil your sleep, destroy your complexion, and eventually will wind up turning you into the kind of person who drinks methylated spirits out of a bottle hidden in a brown paper bag, and who lives under bridges, burps noxiously, and prays day and night for release from the unsupportable burden their life has become. We thought you'd appreciate the warning.
Originally from a Neil Gaiman cd, so i might suffer from all the things mentioned above.