I was dressed up for a theme party, who picks the letter 'J' for themes??
anyway, I could have done the JOY but it's just not me,
so I went as a junkie. and yes that is a bottle of vodka in my hand
and yes I drunk it all, I played my role well, passed out locked in
their toilet, they had to smash the door in to get me out.
I will add a recent one eventually.