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Poll: Do you fold or Crumple your TP? (25 member(s) have cast votes)

Do you fold or Crumple your TP?

  1. Fold (11 votes [47.83%])

    Percentage of vote: 47.83%

  2. Crumple (12 votes [52.17%])

    Percentage of vote: 52.17%

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I'm a female, and I fold. And yes, I must agree, this is a very strange topic. But it does make one think. Now I'm going to have to add that to the list of odd questions to ask people I meet.
just give me a minute, i'm thinking...

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ROFL... I can see it now.

"Hi, how ya doing. Nice to meet you. I was wondering... do you fold or crumple the toliet paper before you use it."

"Ummm..." *makes excuses to get away then gives you strange looks from across the room for the rest of the night*

I'm female and I fold as well, btw. :P

Edited by Kryson, 12 July 2004 - 07:15 AM.

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I CRUMPLE! =) I dont have time to fold, but i guess it does give you something to do with your hands while your sitting there... ._.

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why ever would you take all that time to fold it? its not rocket sience! crumple the damn stuff and get the hell out of there!! lol

I gotta agree with Ryver on this.

*wonders why I would chose THIS topic out of all the others to post first in...*

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damn it people! everybody poops!
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great to know how everyone touches themselves while defecating... a voyer's paradise...

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i think toilet paper should be free.
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Yay! Ive been agreeed with.
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i think toilet paper should be free.

and your right... it should be. but other things are free... like... poision ivy! I mean.. thats just as good right?
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not if you are as allergic as i am..Talk about emergency room. I get that stuff on my face, and i swell up like a balloon. can't see, can't hardley talk or even breathe. its not a good idea..lmao..i can just see a bunch of people walking around trying not to scratch their butts in public...a better alternitive would be sasafras...its a tree, and when the leaves are broken, it smells good...i think that would be better.
just give me a minute, i'm thinking...

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if you want an ichy asshole ....then yes.....
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:lol: Although I find this topic peculiar, I am a 'crumpler'. Oddly enough though, `Tool is a 'folder'. Our older daughter is a 'folder' but our younger daughter is both a 'crumpler & folder' (it depends on what she's "doing").

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Fold, deffinately fold, either 4-6 pieces, folded in half
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT IS UNDER DICUSSION???

We are talking here about how we use the damn toilet paper, how we wipe our ass... we are using the information highway, the most powerful tool in the world to talk aout crumpling or folding the thing you wipe your ass clen with after you take a shit...



Ahh.... can't believe it.



















fold.
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This topic + Member Pictures == Me having HORRIBLE nightmares!

I'm almost outta TP here...now it's a toss up as to weather I head down to the store to buy more or pluck all the leaves of the Sassafras tree out back...

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dude. i know. but this is secondshifters. we talk about how we wipe our ass.


now heres the real question:
what kind of shit paper do you buy?





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have no idea
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It actually varies at to what kind I get...though I TRY to not buy the scratchy kinds. In a bind I've stolen some from work...I'd actually do that more often, but a) I'll get fired if I'm caught, B) it's the scratchy kind.

Under our bathroom sink we have a box of tissue marked "EMERGENCY ASS WIPES"...I live in a house full of men, buying TP is normally the last thing on our minds :)

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hahahaha.....thats interesting. me? as long as its cheap and not scratchy....although all public places seem to have the scratchy kind...i mean if you dont have hemroids then whats the diff?
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okay. i did what i'm guessing none of you who have read this have done before: i asked someone this serious question.
first a little background on this before you're all like "why are you in the bathroom with your cousin?" my upstairs bathroom doesnt work. so the only toilet in the house that works is in the basement thats just a toilet out in the open. so before i go into my lifes story here ya go:
okay so my favorite cousin holly is using the bathroom and i say. "there's something I've been meaning to ask you for a long time now...." as she's getting all worried i go "do you fold your tp or crumple your tp." you'd be suprised how many people just dont think of this. i mean she had no idea how to answer. so i put her on the spot and said "how much can you really know about yourself if you dont know how you wipe your ass?!" and it took her forever to finnaly grab the tp and use it "i guess i crumple." and that was that.
now she laughs at me because i fold!!! she's like "i save more paper the way i wipe." i mean this is really becoming an issue. now she's going around asking all her friends how they use their tp and her friends are asking their friends and their friends are asking their friends. look what i started! it was just supposed to be a simple question and now it's "the big question" everyone wants to know. you want to know how i know? because one of my friends asked ME!! and who they heard it from.......wow.
anyway. i'm just letting you fine people know.
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