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A Brew Too Far


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I thought this was too funny....


Four Tennessee inmates go on beer run, charged with escapeThe Associated Press
Updated: 5:49 p.m. ET July 20, 2004ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. - The party’s over for four inmates accused of going on a beer run after the jail’s doors were accidentally left unlocked.

The men were charged Monday with escape and bringing alcohol into a jail.

The breakout occurred Thursday night after cellblock doors at the Hawkins County Jail were left unlocked and a faulty control panel failed to alert jailers, Sheriff Warren Rimer said.

Two of the inmates walked out through a fire exit, leaving the door propped open with a Bible, and made a hole in the exercise yard fence. They walked to a market, bought some beer and returned to the jail to share it with other prisoners. When the booze ran out, the other two inmates made another beer run to a different store.

Authorities believe the inmates bought more than two cases of beer in all.

“I guess they thought if they came back they wouldn’t be charged with escape,? Rimer said, “but they were wrong.?

The store visits did not raise alarm because the inmates were wearing street clothes borrowed from other prisoners. The crowded jail does not have enough orange jumpsuits to go around.
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Two of the inmates walked out through a fire exit, leaving the door propped open with a Bible


Faith will set thee free. :lol:

It must have been a good prison if the wanted to come back.
And they raise the inmates in a decent way too. After getting out without causing any damage, they *payed* for the beer, and went back to their cell.
I know people who are not in jail who behave worse.
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I hope the judge throws it out, that or maybe they could get a counter suit for negligence or something.

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Well, I would like to see THAT happening, HERE!
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WOW!!! Those were some sad people!! *laughing my ass off*

I hope the police men get charged with something. How sad do you have to be to keep the door of an inmate's cell unlocked!!!
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