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#921
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First post on the new setup!


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(the follwing people are all archers)

Katniss Everdeen - "Guys, I've got this one."
Hawkeye - "No, I've got this."
Merida - "Och mon, I've got this."

Legolas - "You're all wrong. I got this."
Green Arrow - "No, I've got this blondie."
Rambo - "No, I've got this."

Theseus (maybe) - "No, I have got this."

 

Robin Hood, Men In Tights version (pulls speedloader arrows) - "Bitches please. I have got this, that, and four other things."

 

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A woman and her child walks into a cafe for breakfast.
The person behind the counter asks, "What would you like to have today?"

 

The child gives him an odd look and screams out, "I WANT TO EAT THE UNBORN!!!!!"

 

There is an awkward silence as everyone is staring at the child.

The woman looks embarassed and says, "Eggs. He would like to have eggs."


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GAH Forgot to tune in yesterday >.<

 

off exploring the new set up


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all you missed was me making Sanctuary blush because I was being nice to her :P


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=0 You were being nice to her?

 

...when?


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We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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DAMNIT! I can't believe I missed that!

 

 

short jobs are better than no jobs, but it's kinda annoying


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Believe me, count your blessings. I have SSI to fall back on but I can't find any jobs for which I am qualified here. Cannot wait to get out of this fucking city.


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"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental!"
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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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believe me, I know all about having nothing. I've always had nothing. Just now I'm actually responsible for bills so I've got to have income. Desperate times call for desperate measures.


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yes i was being nice to Sanctuary. you can ask her yourself. although she might take it as a bad tea delusion.

 

oh and something for you to read...

 

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

... I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina
 
(edit - and of course my sloganizer says "better than sex" ) haha

Edited by Starphoenix Koroias, 25 June 2013 - 10:47 PM.

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lol, that never fails to make me giggle.

 

I'll have to try to remember to ask her about that if I manage to listen in this weekend.

 

 

 

 

I'm begining to wonder how well I can pretend to be something I'm not for the sake of an income...


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yes i was being nice to Sanctuary. you can ask her yourself. although she might take it as a bad tea delusion.

 

oh and something for you to read...

 

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

... I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response:

Dear P. Niss:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina
 
(edit - and of course my sloganizer says "better than sex" ) haha

 

Lmao.


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Posted ImageI see what you did there.Posted Image
Posted ImageA fractured mind is a beautiful thing.Posted Image
Posted ImageThe internet is for...Posted Image
"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental!"
(Angelina Jolie)

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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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So this cop pulls a friend of mine over and looks at him saying, "Your eyes look all red and it smells funny in your car, have you been smoking weed?"

 

My friend looks retorts, "No. And sir, your eyes look quite glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

 

......

 

A man will look at a woman's rear end and might go, "Wow, what an ass!"
A woman will look at a man's face and say the same thing....

 

.............

 

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.

She descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The man below replied "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and ...between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am", replied the man.

"How did you know?"

"Well, answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more."

The man below responded, "You must be in management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going.You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems?!!"

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speech is not a sign of intelligence in some beings -- Qui Gon Jin speaking about Jar Jar Binks


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ffs, nothing i wear seems to fit right today, my hair is a mess and i ffeel like poo. So of course I have to be meeting more new people today.

 

 

Happy Fourth everyone...


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somewhere in the world... Anaxagoras is giggling like a sadistic schoolgirl


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just where is mulberry street and why did i see it there????????????????????


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no idea

 

 

this should be reply 937!

 

 

 

new exercise routine started this morning, and holy shit can i feel it >.<

 

 

 

 

*edited because i originally wrote "replay" instead of "reply". >.<


Edited by Opticallusion, 07 July 2013 - 09:54 AM.

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my post count isn't going past 428. i wanna see what the tagline for 500+ looks like :|


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i want to go home.


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