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#121
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What I meant is, as you know I write, I love to write, It's what I do, But in the last month I have been here in Bogotá I haven't been able to write anything good... OK! OK! I haven't been able to write anything at all!! So everything around me comes to my attention as a story that can and must be written, BUT. IT. IS. NOT. ME. WHO.DOES.

So, It pisses me off a lot.




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Once upon a time, a long long time ago in a little city somewhere in Columbia, there was a horny young writer with writers block. One day when he was at his wits end he realized that he could write a story about his misadventures on the internet in a strange place called Second Shifters. He wiled away the hours writing a short story for the local paper. Thankfully the article was so good that the paper published it and his writers block was gone.
The End

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Really Tool, If I could I would hug you. No Shit. :blink:
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Group hug! {is totally clueless as to what's going on therefore makes something out of reading the last post} o_0

Gone for... what? 5 days? And I was really sad because I missed SS. :(

But I'm back again! Until homework piles up on me again! :ph34r: ( I stoled-ed your ninja, Mattom! :P)

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Oh no, my ninja!!!! :ph34r:

But it's still distinguishing. Why were you away, Hell? What happened? BTW, you were missed too.














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Homework. And lots of it. x_x I've taken about 10 sick days this trimester from school and the load of homework stole away from my time on here. :(

But I'm back. :D

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Really Tool, If I could I would hug you.  No Shit. :blink:

Is this that whole male bonding thing or you just using me to get closer to Mrs. Tool?
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That is so fucking sweet...


And nuuuuuu, it is not a way to get closer to Mrs. Tool... But if she could cook something for all of us and then tell us stories that embarrasses you. :)







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Well I do all the cooking so I'll cook and you and her can drink and she can tell stories that embarrasses me.

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as long as you are embarrassed...
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Just when you thought you saw it all.
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My question is... do you actually surf the web looking for things like this? Or do they just magically pop up on your computer?



















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Speaking on behalf of Mr. Tool...:

No comment.

(lol)

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So you know, so he does... so you're with him... So, it is a conspiracy... So... So... So...


















So...
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AND I'M THE GRANDMASTER RINGLEADER KINGPIN!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!










































...deja'vu... :ph34r:

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Just be thankful that the men in black don't show up at your door step Mattom and force you into the back of a limo to field test one of those plastic sheep. On second thought..................Enki get on the hot line and call out a dispatch.

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*gets on his fourties style tube cb*

unit twenty-two, this is base...
we've got a ten-fifteen-twenty-three-fourty-two...
report to mattom's house, exdradite him, and expose him to operation S.H.E.E.P.!!!

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S = Sodomize
H = Homophobic
E = Elderly
E = English
P = People


I might not be up to the task!
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the wrinkles...the horror :ph34r:
Now if you'll excuse me, I have hands to kiss and babies to shake

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The fake teeth... the humanity. :ph34r:
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