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This is how much fun one can have in the DF chatroom. I am doebathoryisaperv....and you may recognise another name or two....


PIEBERSEX


* piegod puts his pie into does pie, deeper this time, relishing every moment

* doebathoryisaperv leans over and tightens her lips around the tip of piegod's pie

<piegod> duddy you clearly dont understand piebersex

* Water is laughing so loud

* doebathoryisaperv enjoys the meat of piegod's pie and sucks the dripping pre-gravy from it

<Water> PIEbersex!!!!!!

* piegod pie dribbles more pregravy with the caress of doe's lips

<doebathoryisaperv> yesyesyes piebersex

* eglfther laughs at angel

<piegod> everyone has a pie

<doebathoryisaperv> but first get back to eating my pie

<piegod> remember

<Duddy> ha ha ha

<piegod> follow the pie

<Water> hehehehe <- is getting hungry for peach pie

<piegod> the pie is the golden path that leads to the valley of :cool:

<Duddy> anybody want any pickle pie???

<piegod> the only problem is that inserting one pie into another repeatedly seems bizarre

<piegod> as enjoyable as it is

<doebathoryisaperv> not if the pie being inserted is a sort of wrap pie, and hence kinda tube shaped

<Duddy> I am being educated about pie

<piegod> a cumberland sausage would work

<doebathoryisaperv> pie is sexy

<piegod> but its too blatant

<doebathoryisaperv> oh god yes!!!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> yeah, i'd get booted if i started licking pre-gravy from your cumberland sausage

<piegod> well

* doebathoryisaperv licks piegod's sausage anyway

<piegod> i dunno

<Duddy> ha ha ha!!!!

<Duddy> you ppl are too funny

<piegod> they prob let u get away with you licking my pre-cum from my engorged manhood

* doebathoryisaperv wants piegod to play hide the sausage with her pie

<doebathoryisaperv> nah i like pie better

<doebathoryisaperv> and GRAVY!

<Duddy> engorged manhood!

<piegod> lol

* doebathoryisaperv 's pie can feel where piegod's hidden his sausage and starts producing more gravy

<piegod> y'see
<piegod> me and doe
<piegod> we got class
<piegod> we got style
<piegod> we got imagination

<doebathoryisaperv> piestyle

<piegod> and a sense of humour

<piegod> u ppl are just plain rude!

* doebathoryisaperv swivels her pie seductively

<piegod> can we use cumberland sausage?

<Duddy> ha ha ha ha

<doebathoryisaperv> sure

<Duddy> beef log

<doebathoryisaperv> hahahahaha

<Duddy> salami

<piegod> that makes it a lot easier

<Duddy> salami

<piegod> nah

<Duddy> bologna

<doebathoryisaperv> unsheath the meatsaber luke piewalker!!!!!

<piegod> cumberland sausage is good to go with english pie

<Duddy> HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> ok i doooo watch star wars too much

<piegod> hahahaha

<Water> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<Duddy> that was friggin hilarious!!!

<piegod> LOL@Doe

<doebathoryisaperv> autoresponse : username doebathoryisaperv just bust something laughing

* doebathoryisaperv slips her tongue around the edge of piegod's porkskin

* piegod slowly puts his sausage into doe's glistening pie and moans as the pork sword delves deep into the sodden hole

<Duddy> ha ha ha!!!!!

* doebathoryisaperv 's pie stretches and pulsates with every thrust of piegod's hot pork injection

<Duddy> heh heh

<Water> hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaheheheheeeeeeee

<midnightsorrow> i will never eat pie, gravy or sauage again!!

<Duddy> pork injection!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> hahaha i know but i'm laughing too much to stop

<Water> lol

* piegod withdraws it a little, then thrusts yet deeper into the aromatic meaty dish

<Duddy> but what about pickles, middy?

<midnightsorrow> i am deathly allergic to them

<midnightsorrow> :(

<Duddy> damn

<midnightsorrow> and I absolutely love them

<Duddy> heh

* doebathoryisaperv gasps at the size of piegod's spicy sausage

* midnightsorrow is thinking going vegetarian after this chat tonight

* Water falls of my chair from laughing so hard

<Duddy> his peppy pepperoni

* piegod arranges the pie so it has its back to his sausage and enters the pie from behind, relishing the slopping of the gravy on the pigmeat truncheon

<doebathoryisaperv> hey they make veggie sausages as well
<doebathoryisaperv> and tofu pies

<midnightsorrow> yes....veggies are a good thing.....oh wait that didn't sound so great, did it??

* piegod hasnít got a veggie sausage

<beloved_misery> i did it!!!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> mmmmm veggies can be soooo much fun

<Water> Doe, she'll never eat anything again

<piegod> rah

<beloved_misery> painted a pic with my boob

<piegod> u want my email?

<doebathoryisaperv> every woman over 21 should own a cucumber

* doebathoryisaperv enjoys piegod's 100% meat content sausage as it delves into her gravy-soaked reaches

<midnightsorrow> ewwwww
<midnightsorrow> sick, sick, sick!!
<midnightsorrow> you all are sick!!! sick I say

* piegod thrusts his meaty sausage with little twists into doe's quivering pie

* Duddy is very sick

* Water is rolling back and forth on the floor laughing

<beloved_misery> my painting is drying... let me go get the hair dryer... I made a boob-bee

<doebathoryisaperv> i know isn't it great

<Water> lol at beloved

* midnightsorrow enjoys Duddy being sick.....very sick

* piegod builds up rhythm and doe's pie is reduced to a mound of quivering gravy and meat as the livestock loverod pounds it into submission

<Duddy> livestock loverod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<midnightsorrow> oh god.....this is just not a happy image

<Duddy> HA HA HA HA!!!!!

<Water> livestock loverod????? *choking*

<midnightsorrow> ...nooooo!!!!!!!!
<midnightsorrow> Hold ME!!! someone hold me DAMN IT!!!

* doebathoryisaperv begins to thrash and her pie floods with gravy as piegod's sausage presses into her bouillon-lubricated depths

<piegod> hahahahah

* midnightsorrow is now emotionally scarred for life!!!!

<Metagion> so am i, come to think of it...lol

* midnightsorrow hides her face in Duddy's chest whimpering unhappily

*** Guest77940 is now known as drknsfilsmylife

<doebathoryisaperv> oh poor guest doesn't know they have joined an asylum

<midnightsorrow> this isn't an asylum!!!!
<midnightsorrow> this a is sick cattle farm!!!
* midnightsorrow bursts into traumatized tears

* doebathoryisaperv twitches with every thrust of piegod's thick cattleprod

* piegod groans as his strained meat ramrod slops through the oxo orifice into the gooey depths inside

<midnightsorrow> nasty icky pie people!!

* dallantra huggles the tramatized Middy

<Water> FUCKING SHIFT KEY - WNO MADE THIS GODDAMN THING ANYWAY?

* Duddy made this shift key....


<Guest76778> 10 10Uh oh

* Duddy laughs

<Guest76778> 10 I've walked in on the hanky panky again

<Duddy> 10 yep

<midnightsorrow> 6 uh oh?

<Guest76778> 10 hmm...

<Duddy> 10 but this time it's different

<Guest76778> 10 and why so

<Duddy> 10 now it's pie ber sex

* doebathoryisaperv manipulates her pie with studied ease as the meaty shaft begins a tremor that courses through her delectable yet gravy flooded baked receptacle

<Guest76778> 10 i don't know what pie ber sex is

* piegod moans and gasps as the sausage finally gives way under the relentless assault on it and spurts its meaty love into the well soaked pie

<Water> 13 see? thrust

* midnightsorrow cuddles up against Red because the piesexfiends have frightened and grossed her out!!

<Duddy> 10 instead of cyber sex, this is pie-bersex

<midnightsorrow> 6 ....no this is just.....SICK

<piegod> hahah

<Guest76778> 10 agreed

* dallantra finds the pies having sex a bit destrubing.

<Water> 13 yep complete with Luke PieWalker

* midnightsorrow acks and shutters

* doebathoryisaperv screams in ecstasy as she feels her pie being flooded with piegod's hot gravy

<RedMeat> 4 yes

* drknsfilsmylife is extremely scared now and hides in the corner

<Guest76778> I don't like to refer to sex as adjectives for food

<Metagion> Oh my....

* dallantra thinks someone has watched Americanpie one to many times

<Water> lol

<Duddy> heh

<Metagion> *nods*

<doebathoryisaperv> hahaha yeah baked goods

<Metagion> mmm....apple pie....

<Water> peach pie

<doebathoryisaperv> like waaaarrrrrrm apple pie

<Duddy> home mdae or McDonald's?

<Metagion> *lix Duddy like a pie*

<doebathoryisaperv> mcdonalds!!!!!

<midnightsorrow> oh good, i swear to everyone i will NEVER eat a piece of pie again...this is just too icky

*** Water is now known as WaterPie

* drknsfilsmylife agrees with midnight

* Duddy throws moist warm pie at middy

* dallantra shudders

* midnightsorrow screams bloody murder

<Metagion> Careful! That's gonna stain!

*** Duddy is now known as DuddySausage

<WaterPie> lol

<DuddySausage> ha

<RedMeat> 4 piedicide

* midnightsorrow ducks then attacks duddy

* doebathoryisaperv 's pie relaxes as the last shudders subside and she is left to stew in her own juices when piegod takes his sausage away

<WaterPie> 13 hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

<doebathoryisaperv> 12 ahhhhhhhhhh

* dallantra shakes her head

<Metagion> 10 Hooray! Just like the Three Stooges!!!

<midnightsorrow> 6 ok who in this place is NOT into food/pie sex??????

* dallantra shakes her head again

<Metagion> 10 Me! Me!!!

<doebathoryisaperv> 12 think i'm done for the night

<RedMeat> 4 me

<WaterPie> 13 *raises hand*

<drknsfilsmylife> me!

<WaterPie> 13 okay, I lied

* piegod sausage slowly wilts, and he looks at doe lovingly seeing her happiness at the state of her pie

<doebathoryisaperv> 12 hahahahaha

* dallantra raises her hand at Middy's question

<WaterPie> 13 lol

* Guest76778 eyes the polish sausages in her fridge and grows horny
Laugh at tyrants and the tragedy they inflict; our tears are evidence of subservience but our laughter condemns them to ignominy.

I'm going to do everything and everyone I ever wanted to do, some stuff I said I'd never do so I know what i'm missing out on, and then I'm going to make glow in the dark chocolate pudding for everyone.

Underworld officials say they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."

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Well, that definetly changes the way I am gonna look at pie from now on :P .

I agree with midnightsorrow heh. Although i already am a vegetarian, so I don't have to think about piegod's meat while eating. (all praise be to satan for that one).

Edited by Vharkron, 22 March 2007 - 03:09 PM.


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Really? Because a lot of vegetarians I know say that some of the substitutes taste just like the real thing.



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Laugh at tyrants and the tragedy they inflict; our tears are evidence of subservience but our laughter condemns them to ignominy.

I'm going to do everything and everyone I ever wanted to do, some stuff I said I'd never do so I know what i'm missing out on, and then I'm going to make glow in the dark chocolate pudding for everyone.

Underworld officials say they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."

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nothing like a throbbing tofu pie.....doesn't taste as good...but it's a lost more moist and spongy:P.

Not to mention cholesterol free. :lol:

Edited by Vharkron, 22 March 2007 - 09:28 PM.


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Non-dairy also.
Laugh at tyrants and the tragedy they inflict; our tears are evidence of subservience but our laughter condemns them to ignominy.

I'm going to do everything and everyone I ever wanted to do, some stuff I said I'd never do so I know what i'm missing out on, and then I'm going to make glow in the dark chocolate pudding for everyone.

Underworld officials say they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."

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OMFG

:lol:

*speechless*

Edited by Enki Anunaki, 23 March 2007 - 09:42 PM.


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Why thank you. We do aim to please.
Laugh at tyrants and the tragedy they inflict; our tears are evidence of subservience but our laughter condemns them to ignominy.

I'm going to do everything and everyone I ever wanted to do, some stuff I said I'd never do so I know what i'm missing out on, and then I'm going to make glow in the dark chocolate pudding for everyone.

Underworld officials say they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."

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Hmm...I never read this before. Kinda wish I could've been there.

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Hmm...I never read this before. Kinda wish I could've been there.


Would you have joined in or had us arrested for deviant behaviour?
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Would you have joined in or had us arrested for deviant behaviour?


*cackles maniacally* You guys would've had ME arrested for deviant behaviour.
Stuff like this is awesome. I wish I had recorded the chat log from the mud I was on involving the 53 ways to use spiders as sex toys.... pie and sausage and squishy fillings are all in a days mingling.

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