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How to get on Sanctuary's "Eat List"


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Breaking these rules may get you eaten, tossed into the pit, beaten with my nerf bat, other or all of them! :P

The Eat List:

http://www.secondshifters.com/modules/Sanctuarys_Eat_List


Rule #1.

If you are a band - remember kindergarten when we were taught to "colour inside the lines" - well - music is no different - colour inside the lines damn it!!!!! Loud does not equal better! :angry:

Get this one down into your heads. Whatever freakin' genius thought that was a good idea to record "loud" and outside the lines - is a total and complete moron. :angry:

Failure to do so - gets you sent to my tummy or the pit. I will decide which based on the number of infractions to the rule, who you are and exactly how you plan on making it up to me. (and my ears and my sense of fun.)


Rule #2.

Any sacrilege to my song, in any way - gets you instantly placed in the pit.

There is no negotiation to this rule.


Rule #3.

Meanies. Meanies are instantly placed in the pit.

I will not eat meanies - they taste yucky - however ARK's may save you. ( ARK = Random Acts of Kindness.) A jury of your peers will decide your length of stay in the pit.


More to follow.

:ph34r: :wizard:
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oO. Very nice start to the list :)

I look forward to seeing the rest. Let's hope it helps people better behave. Though... there have to be a couple misbehavers out there, as you have to eat sometime ;)
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*risks getting beaten with a nerf bat, since deep, deep, dark, dark, deep dark pits don't faze him anymore and he knows he tastes terrible*

Shouldn't ARK be Act of Random Kindness ?

...and what exactly is "your song". If it's a reference to your name, the only "sanctuary" i've ever heard is on the Kindgom Hearts 2 soundtrack.

*douses himself in his signature liquor habanero sauce to prevent being eaten or at least cause some indigestion*

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*risks getting beaten with a nerf bat, since deep, deep, dark, dark, deep dark pits don't faze him anymore and he knows he tastes terrible*

Shouldn't ARK be Act of Random Kindness ?

...and what exactly is "your song". If it's a reference to your name, the only "sanctuary" i've ever heard is on the Kindgom Hearts 2 soundtrack.

*douses himself in his signature liquor habanero sauce to prevent being eaten or at least cause some indigestion*

Are you trying to get on my eat list? Huh huh??? You would be nice and spicy. B) Yums.

You doesn't know my song :o :o :huh:

My song:

http://www.secondshifters.com/pages/Sanctuary

Scroll to the bottom and you will find My song. :D

Actually it is Acts of Kindness - however I prefer the random kind - but I like ARK so therefore I skip the "R" as RARKS, well, just sounds bloody weird.

Okay now to more information to avoid yucky fates:



Rule #4.

You will understand and agree with this:



If not - tis 20 continuous beatings with a nerf bat until you do.


Rule #5.

You will not wake me up with an early morning phone call. I am a nighthawk - respect my sleeps.

This may result in a fatal bite to your jugular. Purely by accident I swear. Plus a nerf beating - all done in a dream-like state as I will be sleeping and therefore not responsible for my actions.


Rule #6.

You will, under no circumstances mess with, or deny me, my caffeinated beverage.

Will most definitely result in a probable fatal bite to the jugular and it won't be an accident this time. Negotiations are fruitless at that point.
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:lol: I think I'm in love with Sanctuary. :P

Edited by Shattered Skulls, 24 June 2008 - 10:10 AM.

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:lol: I think I'm in love with Sanctuary. :P

:D aweee
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*ravages Sanct*

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*ravages Sanct*

o.O early morning ravages!!

You are officially in the holding tank for my tummy. :P ;) (Details to follow) ;)



Rule #7

If you begin to walk with your right foot first before the left.

This gets you in my tummy with the option for redemption providing I get coffee or something.


Rule #8

You must appreciate the writing of Joss Whedon and Brian Greene - the physics guy.

Failure to pay proper homage to either results in a one way trip to the pit.



Rule #9

You should know 1001 uses for duct tape - and then you'll tell me.

Else I eat you.
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Rule #9

You should know 1001 uses for duct tape - and then you'll tell me.

Else I eat you.

Uhm... I think I'd start stumbling after a couple hundred.

*leaves hot Kahvi as an offering and hides*
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Rule #9

You should know 1001 uses for duct tape - and then you'll tell me.

Else I eat you.

Uhm... I think I'd start stumbling after a couple hundred.

*leaves hot Kahvi as an offering and hides*

I shall consider the offering and get back to you. :P 1001 is not that hard. Want a really hard thing to do? Name 100 things your thankful for. So many people have trouble doing that.

but

When you're to feeling that great listing them actually helps. Odd but true. Focus on the good things. :)

HA

Rule # 10

Someone must create a thread and begin the task of listing 100 things they are thankful for.

Else I might - ermmm tickle people with feathers?


Rule #11

No being mean or cruel to animals.

Instant pit. No if, no and's and no but's and further more - no offer of redemption. You toast.
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Hmm....lesse, as far as the caffeine is concerned. You'd best lock it up. I had a blood test done and no joke, I showed up at about 20% caffeine by volume. Nobody consumes more caffeine than me, and I consume all the caffeine within a 5 mile radius of me.

As far as duct tape, I have about 2313 uses for it so far....including giving squirrels a redneck version of a bikini wax, using it to create a bungee cord for toddlers (and it works!), makes a good finish line tape (and really screws up the race!), makes a good butt plug for gaseous anomalies, can hold any tutu in place (I'm working on a blue tinfoil one for Atnevon), and as a means to insulate yourself inside of the bellies of starving demons....I'll get to the rest after I consume your coffee supplies... (*gulps down 2 gallons of your coffee*)

The rest ..... ? I guess I broke #11 with the squirrel duct tape bikini wax thing. *cackle* :ph34r:

and uhm...I'll get to knowing your song later. Right now...my caffeine buzz is wearing off already (*gulps down another gallon of coffee and trudges off, right foot before the left foot*)

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Ever hear of the term "up shits creek without a paddle?" :lol:

You broke .. lettme count... 4 rules! :o 4 of 11? This is some kinda record.

You dear Sir, are placed in the holding cell until I can sort you out what I needs to do with you. :P
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XD I probably broke several rules just by showing up today. :P

Ooh, baby...please beat me. You know you want to. ;)

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Ever hear of the term "up shits creek without a paddle?" :lol:

You broke .. lettme count... 4 rules! :o 4 of 11? This is some kinda record.

You dear Sir, are placed in the holding cell until I can sort you out what I needs to do with you. :P

Who needs a paddle? I run the one and only all inclusive ferry, casino, restaurant, and pit fighting arena on the entire 57,000 miles of stench known as Shit Creek! *cackle* :lol: <_< :ph34r:

And since you are my guest and I am your host, please feel free to kick back on the deck and have some bloodwine. Oh, and don't mind the weird 2-headed flies. Comes with the creek.
*hands you a 55 gallon drum of bug spray* *cackles again* :D :ph34r:

(turns the ferry to the south and flows with the current)

I'm working on 6 out of 11. I never did like being an underachiever
*cackle* :blink: :ph34r:

*runs away with another gallon of your coffee and something jingling off his belt...the keys to the cage!*

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Shattered Skulls:

*Beats with her foam bat* Was it good for you?


starphoenixkoroias:

:o My coffeeeeeeeeeee? You mean!


Rule #12

Respect my time and energy. I do things that I do half the time NOT because I'm paid to but because I want to. If you can't be bothered to respect my time and energy to which I don't benefit in any way from the giving of - then don't bother. I don't appreciate it. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Instant trip to the pit. No waiting involved.


Rule #13

Don't be prejudice against my puppy. She's a Rottweiler. She's not a mean and bad dog just because she's a Rottweiler. I find that kinda of intolerance towards her unacceptable.

You hurt her feelings. :(

PIT!


Rule #14

Do not wear yellow and orange together - you look like Halloween candy.

I like Halloween candy - therefore I eat you.


Rule #15

Pink poka dots will always be in fashion. If you disagree....

10 beatings with the nerf bat.
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May i partake in such abuse without breaking the rules?????? ;)
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May i partake in such abuse without breaking the rules?????? ;)

LOL

Dotcha wanna at least try to steal my Kahvi? (Coffee) :blink:
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Shattered Skulls:

*Beats with her foam bat* Was it good for you?


starphoenixkoroias:

:o My coffeeeeeeeeeee? You mean!


Rule #12

Respect my time and energy. I do things that I do half the time NOT because I'm paid to but because I want to. If you can't be bothered to respect my time and energy to which I don't benefit in any way from the giving of - then don't bother. I don't appreciate it. GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Instant trip to the pit. No waiting involved.


Rule #13

Don't be prejudice against my puppy. She's a Rottweiler. She's not a mean and bad dog just because she's a Rottweiler. I find that kinda of intolerance towards her unacceptable.

You hurt her feelings. :(

PIT!


Rule #14

Do not wear yellow and orange together - you look like Halloween candy.

I like Halloween candy - therefore I eat you.


Rule #15

Pink poka dots will always be in fashion. If you disagree....

10 beatings with the nerf bat.

XD !!!!

*Beaten.*

:P

*Disagrees with pink polka dot fashion statement & awaits beatings.*

:D

P. S. Why haven't we seen pics of your dog yet? :P

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XD !!!!

*Beaten.*

:P

*Disagrees with pink polka dot fashion statement & awaits beatings.*

:D

P. S. Why haven't we seen pics of your dog yet? :P

You wait Shattered Skulls - we have a little surprise in store for those who end up on this list. ;)

So - for breach of Rule #15

You will have to be beaten. *nods*


Oh - I dunno why I've never posted pics of her. Bad me!!

This is my puppy:

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My baby mocking me:

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Aw. :D

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Posted ImageI see what you did there.Posted Image
Posted ImageA fractured mind is a beautiful thing.Posted Image
Posted ImageThe internet is for...Posted Image
"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental!"
(Angelina Jolie)

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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?





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