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How to get on Sanctuary's "Eat List"


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Aw. :D

:D See - shes precious! and everyone gets all...

"oh ermm - rotties are bad dogs"

or

"Oh - you have one of thoseeeeeeee?"

and she looks all :( and like her hearts broken and they make me all grrrrr prejudice doh-doh heads.

The one neighbours is terrified of dogs, he won't go near her at all. And the other day she got attacked by TWO little yapper dogs and she was soooooooooooooooo good about it. So good that he even came over and put out his hand to her and she just laid her head in his hand and then licked it. He was most impressed. :D

I was so proud that he actually came over to see her - cause he really is very frightened of bigger dogs. So I thought it was a very nice thing. She made a very good ambassador for her breed!

I think she made a friend.


Rule # 16.

Everyone must wear a bikini at least once.

Failure to do so results in beatings.
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Rule # 16.

Everyone must wear a bikini at least once.

Failure to do so results in beatings.

Hmm... Now this could get a little interesting for me.

I must obey the Sanctuary... however, I also fear breaking the core routers that handle all internet traffic by posting a picture of this...

*thinks carefully*

*ponders more*

Okay routers... I apologize in advance for what I may end up doing to you when this picture is taken and posted.
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You wait Shattered Skulls - we have a little surprise in store for those who end up on this list. ;)

So - for breach of Rule #15

You will have to be beaten. *nods*


Oh - I dunno why I've never posted pics of her. Bad me!!

Oooo ! OOOOOOOOOO!

*cackles gleefully* That's alot of puppy

Lunch for a week at least! And plenty of coffee to eat it with!!
*cackles maniacally*

Hmm....I need another rule to break. I'm gonna find something....

*dances around with his book, "1001 Ways to Wok Your Dog" *
:wizard:

I got it...I'm changing all your pink polka dots to puke green!
*runs around blindly with 100 cans of green spray paint*

But I've run into a problem...I'll never break #12
I've responded to this thread to many times to do that..... <_< :D

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:o HOW DARE YOU HIT A DOG IN THE HEAD WITH A WOK! :angry:

Or did you mean 'walk'?

:blink:

*Prepares Howitzer just in case.*

Oh, and Santuary... :lol:

New friend, huh? LOL

*Yoda voice.*

Ambassador, she is, to the people of Doghateopolis. Bring peace, she will, and secure many Milkbones.

:D

Edited by Shattered Skulls, 02 July 2008 - 10:31 PM.

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Some of you may have noticed a suspicous looking email. :P For those who have not please see the following link:

http://www.secondshifters.com/modules/Sanctuarys_Eat_List

*giggles at Atnevon*

starphoenixkoroias there will be no touching the puppy!

Shattered Skulls LMAO!!
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So - I am on your eat list now?

Hmm - I introduced you to khavi! If you eat me, you don't know what other things that you may be missing out on cause I am not here to tell you about them.

*nods head*
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So - I am on your eat list now?

Hmm - I introduced you to khavi!  If you eat me, you don't know what other things that you may be missing out on cause I am not here to tell you about them.

*nods head*

Kahvi with egg :P and and and well - plead your case. I'll think about it ;)

Can I toss you in the pit for a bit or give you a beating instead? :D
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Rule #17.

Everyone must have an avatar! I like pictures. :D

Refusal may result in eating.



Rule #18.

You needs to write a poem.

Else you get beaten with a nerf bat.



Rule#18.

Run around barefoot. cause feets wants to be free!

Failure to do so - you gets locked in the pit. :P
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Write poetry? I am poetry. Nothing more poetic than an evil guy that likes to torment people. *cackle*

Now about some of these rules....

The avatar I can't do anything about sooooo....

I will not be barefoot at all! I wear reinforced boots and I whip the sheets off of your bed while you sleep at 6:50 am and jump on your bed with my muddy boots doing my best to wake you up!

And I clean your house out of all coffee I can get into my Infinite Backpack of Storage +5 *cackle*

:blink: :ph34r: :wizard: -- *cackle* *gives the 1000 yard stare*

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Write poetry? I am poetry. Nothing more poetic than an evil guy that likes to torment people. *cackle*

Now about some of these rules....

The avatar I can't do anything about sooooo....

I will not be barefoot at all! I wear reinforced boots and I whip the sheets off of your bed while you sleep at 6:50 am and jump on your bed with my muddy boots doing my best to wake you up!

And I clean your house out of all coffee I can get into my Infinite Backpack of Storage +5 *cackle*

:blink: :ph34r: :wizard: -- *cackle* *gives the 1000 yard stare*

Task tsk

Your feet want to be free.

and let me repeat... hands off my damn coffee! :P

:D :D :wizard:
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Rule #17.

Everyone must have an avatar! I like pictures. :D

Refusal may result in eating.



Rule #18.

You needs to write a poem.

Else you get beaten with a nerf bat.



Rule#18.

Run around barefoot. cause feets wants to be free!

Failure to do so - you gets locked in the pit. :P

LOL I've written a few poems. And I always go barefoot. :D

And...I replied to your eat list. XD!!

Like my new av? :D

Edited by Shattered Skulls, 07 July 2008 - 08:40 PM.

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Posted ImageI see what you did there.Posted Image
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"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental!"
(Angelina Jolie)

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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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LOL I've written a few poems. And I always go barefoot. :D

And...I replied to your eat list. XD!!

Like my new av? :D

O.O you've made me so very happy :D

Puppy protecting, Poetry, Neekid feet, Avatars!!!!!!!!!!!

yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Shares her cookies with you*
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LOL Why, thank you. ^_^

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Posted ImageI see what you did there.Posted Image
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"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental!"
(Angelina Jolie)

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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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http://www.secondshifters.com/modules/Sanctuarys_Eat_List

She once said cause i was so cheeky she wanted to eat me even more.
I have decided to declare war on Sanctuary's digestive system.
I'm brewing up trouble faster than a plate of Salmonella Surprise.

Come see the fun and vote for me to be spared! Otherwise, you'll
have Sanctuary with eternal flatulence so bad no amount of air freshener will ever help her again! *cackle*

Btw, anyone wanna steal more coffee from her pantry? I only stole 1,000 gallons when i raided her house.
and bring some tabasco sauce...i like my cooked puppy burgers with
a little bit of spice :ph34r:

It's the battle of the ages! .... or at least just something completely
wrong and funny. Either way, you don't wanna miss it :D :D

*cackle* Ph34r!! :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

Oh, and ShatteredSkulls...I wasn't hitting the dog in the head with
the wok....I was trying to put the dog INTO the wok *cackle* :wizard:

Oh...and a poem for you Sanctuary

Sanctuary's tummy was rumbling
cause she swallowed Starphoenix who went tumbling
into her bowels
holding 24 owls
that started tearing their way out a-bumbling

Edited by starphoenixkoroias, 09 July 2008 - 10:10 PM.

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Way to go on the redemption Shattered Skulls!

As for you starphoenixkoroias (aka - person whose name I have to copy/paste if I want to get anywhere close to getting it right)... well, I'd say you're looking at a long long time spent with in a certain beating area if I had to guess. Coffee stealing is one thing... animal cruelty I think is going to seal your fate.
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starphoenixkoroias you is in sooooooo much torubleeeeeeeeeeeeeee :P

Shattered Skulls - you is most welcome :)

Ermm Atnevon - did I get a message that you tried to cheat my voting? :o
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Ermm Atnevon - did I get a message that you tried to cheat my voting?  :o

Uhm.... er..... eeeeep

*hides*
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Ermm Atnevon - did I get a message that you tried to cheat my voting?  :o

Uhm.... er..... eeeeep

*hides*

Woaw! :o

You did.............

:o
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Oh no i cheated too!

But what about if i am half Finnish and i know 1001 uses for ducttape just on You Sanctuary!? ^_^

Should count for something oh noes! ;)

Edited by ViusSolaris, 11 July 2008 - 04:20 AM.


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Oh no i cheated too!

But what about if i am half Finnish and i know 1001 uses for ducttape just on You Sanctuary!?   ^_^

Should count for something oh noes! ;)


Oh noesssssssssssssss you tried to cheat too!

You is a half a Finn. hmmm thinks. Can you speak Finnish?

Hmm duct tape knoweldge. :-D Are you willing to prove it. List me 25 uses of said tape?

oh and can you get back my coffee form that evilllllllllllllllll starphoenixkoroias? 5 cups even?
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