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How to get on Sanctuary's "Eat List"


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As for you starphoenixkoroias (aka - person whose name I have to copy/paste if I want to get anywhere close to getting it right)... well, I'd say you're looking at a long long time spent with in a certain beating area if I had to guess. Coffee stealing is one thing... animal cruelty I think is going to seal your fate.

Well, at the time I came back to the forums, my old login (which was just starphoenix) was blocked up and since my old email didn't exist I couldn't use it anymore....so i used my full name <_<

when you refer to me in a note, you can just use the first half of it ....
the other 5,000 people that try to copy the whole thing just do that....
except for the aardwolf people, the just use "star" now <_<

Be there awhile?! HA! Santuary's stomach ain't got the guts to hold me!
I'll break outta there with sheer tenacity...or if all else fails, my legendary flatulence, which has been proven to peel paint and wallpaper after a couple of minutes and dissolve some organic matter in a couple of hours of constant exposure.

As long as there is a demented, evil, tormenting, insane thought in my peverted brain....I shall never give up !!!

And I can murder poetry and mid-morning naps just as well!
I need to find a good rule to bust up now :D

As Westley said to Prince Humperdink, "Not to the death, to the pain!"

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If I chose an avatar, would that help take me off the eating list?
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Oh no i cheated too!

But what about if i am half Finnish and i know 1001 uses for ducttape just on You Sanctuary!?   ^_^

Should count for something oh noes! ;)


Oh noesssssssssssssss you tried to cheat too!

You is a half a Finn. hmmm thinks. Can you speak Finnish?

Hmm duct tape knoweldge. :-D Are you willing to prove it. List me 25 uses of said tape?

oh and can you get back my coffee form that evilllllllllllllllll starphoenixkoroias? 5 cups even?

Just a few words but i got a huge bunch of relatives in Finland!

I am afraid that the duct tape uses aren't decent enough for a Lady such as yourself Sanctuary! :D ;)

The feds are still after me since the last time i used the secret duct tape mastery, but if interested meet me in the forsaken vampire ninja cave at midnight and i will show You!!! ;)

You have to wear a skimpy outfit however!!! :ph34r:

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Starphoenixkoroias in the name of Sanctuary and her coffee to save myself from being eaten i challenge you to a battle to the death(or atleast till someone gets ouchy!) in the pit!

Select a weapon or the traditional one will be selected, the banana peel!!

!!! :ph34r:

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What if i want to get beaten by Sanctuary?

The 1001 uses of duck tape, do you want the "family friendly", the "bedroom and kinky" or the "serial killer and other things you didn't like to know about" list?
Unauthorized Copying is not only forbidden, but will prey upon your conscience, spoil your sleep, destroy your complexion, and eventually will wind up turning you into the kind of person who drinks methylated spirits out of a bottle hidden in a brown paper bag, and who lives under bridges, burps noxiously, and prays day and night for release from the unsupportable burden their life has become. We thought you'd appreciate the warning.
Originally from a Neil Gaiman cd, so i might suffer from all the things mentioned above.

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Starphoenixkoroias in the name of Sanctuary and her coffee to save myself from being eaten i challenge you to a battle to the death(or atleast till someone gets ouchy!) in the pit!

Select a weapon or the traditional one will be selected, the banana peel!!

!!! :ph34r:

Banana peel! Ha! Your banana peel stands no chance against my
legendary weapon of choice......

|=GOPHER-CHUCKS=|-----|= OF COW-ASABI=| :ph34r:

Barring those...I have my Peanut-Butter coated Tomatoes!

*cackle* :ph34r: :ph34r:

Now I quaff 50 gallons of coffee and 5 pounds of boiled broccoli.
(need fuel for the flautulence!)

Bring it! :wizard:

And by the way...eat some possum! (I keep a few strung out on my clothesline)

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Nooo I'm on the eat least :( It was an accident *Cowers*

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awee I saved you :)
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LOL How do you cheat on voting? XD I voted a couple of people to be spared and one to be eaten...

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Woo thank you sanctuary! *Gives undying love and coffee*

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Starphoenixkoroias in the name of Sanctuary and her coffee to save myself from being eaten i challenge you to a battle to the death(or atleast till someone gets ouchy!) in the pit!

Select a weapon or the traditional one will be selected, the banana peel!!

!!!  :ph34r:

Banana peel! Ha! Your banana peel stands no chance against my
legendary weapon of choice......

|=GOPHER-CHUCKS=|-----|= OF COW-ASABI=| :ph34r:

Barring those...I have my Peanut-Butter coated Tomatoes!

*cackle* :ph34r: :ph34r:

Now I quaff 50 gallons of coffee and 5 pounds of boiled broccoli.
(need fuel for the flautulence!)

Bring it! :wizard:

And by the way...eat some possum! (I keep a few strung out on my clothesline)

:o

How dare you waste tomatoes! Peanut butter should go on crackers, or on sandwiches with banana slices...or with lettuce! :blink:

But I do love peanut butter and tomatoes. B) Just not together. :huh:

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(Angelina Jolie)

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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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For those of you who wonder - Bill Gates just got added to my eat list. Infraction - besides colossal stupidity?

Rule #19

Creation or implementation or even thinking about creating or implementing Operating systems and updates that don't work nice!

Instant trip to tummy.

Or should I put him in a tribunal?
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Nope, tummy works. ;)

And by the way...if that's your tummy in that av, it's an attractive one. ;)

Edited by Shattered Skulls, 15 August 2008 - 09:52 PM.

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(Angelina Jolie)

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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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For those of you who wonder - Bill Gates just got added to my eat list. Infraction - besides colossal stupidity?

Rule #19

Creation or implementation or even thinking about creating or implementing Operating systems and updates that don't work nice!

Instant trip to tummy.

Or should I put him in a tribunal?

That's about how I feel with his updates for the Zune firmware.


split him with ya?
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you look pretty.......pretty tasty

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@Shattered Skulls

Aweeee thankies - but nope - sadly I has red hair.


For those of you who wonder - Bill Gates just got added to my eat list. Infraction - besides colossal stupidity?

Rule #19

Creation or implementation or even thinking about creating or implementing Operating systems and updates that don't work nice!

Instant trip to tummy.

Or should I put him in a tribunal?

That's about how I feel with his updates for the Zune firmware.


split him with ya?

I will share :-)

I'm also eating the current CEO - want some of him too :D ? I'll share him with you as well.
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Sometimes it's in the darkness that we truly learn to see.

I'm Dexter in training - so watch it! Imma watchin' you!

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill

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@Shattered Skulls

Aweeee thankies - but nope - sadly I has red hair.


For those of you who wonder - Bill Gates just got added to my eat list. Infraction - besides colossal stupidity?

Rule #19

Creation or implementation or even thinking about creating or implementing Operating systems and updates that don't work nice!

Instant trip to tummy.

Or should I put him in a tribunal?

That's about how I feel with his updates for the Zune firmware.


split him with ya?

I will share :-)

I'm also eating the current CEO - want some of him too :D ? I'll share him with you as well.

sure :)

hmmmm, I'll take the legs and both their still beating hearts?
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you look pretty.......pretty tasty

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I like burritos!!

user posted image"
I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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For those of you who wonder - Bill Gates just got added to my eat list. Infraction - besides colossal stupidity?

Rule #19

Creation or implementation or even thinking about creating or implementing Operating systems and updates that don't work nice!

Instant trip to tummy.

Call me sick, but I think that perhaps we should put a stethoscope to your tummy so we can hear Mr. Gates and Mr. Balmer suffer a little.

(Yes, that's a little evil...but so is Vista...)
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@Shattered Skulls

Aweeee thankies - but nope - sadly I has red hair.


For those of you who wonder - Bill Gates just got added to my eat list. Infraction - besides colossal stupidity?

Rule #19

Creation or implementation or even thinking about creating or implementing Operating systems and updates that don't work nice!

Instant trip to tummy.

Or should I put him in a tribunal?

That's about how I feel with his updates for the Zune firmware.


split him with ya?

I will share :-)

I'm also eating the current CEO - want some of him too :D ? I'll share him with you as well.

:o !!!!

Seriously?

I wub redheads. :P Sexxxy. ;)

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Posted ImageI see what you did there.Posted Image
Posted ImageA fractured mind is a beautiful thing.Posted Image
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"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental!"
(Angelina Jolie)

Posted Image

We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?


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I wub redheads. :P Sexxxy. ;)


I guessI better dye my hair back it's natural color huh?



Rule #20:

Do not be a...

Low class redneck scum that need other people to fight their battles for them because they are too cowardly to do it themselves.

They go to the pit. :) Should we beat them first? Maybe tenderize them?

:)

You know i have to say - I hate that I have to behave. Damn it!!!


I think I need to put in some requests with the Atnevon for some songage :)
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Yeah...no cowards. 'Cuz if she don't get to 'em first, I will. >=D

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Posted ImageI see what you did there.Posted Image
Posted ImageA fractured mind is a beautiful thing.Posted Image
Posted ImageThe internet is for...Posted Image
"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different, I'd rather be completely fucking mental!"
(Angelina Jolie)

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We're all born the same way: wet, cold, and screaming; life is just as messy as death.
We all eat, drink, piss, shit, fuck, and die. Someone mind tellin' me the punch line?





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