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I hate you.

:angry:

Just so you know. I really, really hate you.

*pouts*

And I don't hate much.

You - you I hate.
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Eeeeep, its name has been posted... I hope it's not like Rumpelstiltskin.

I think that part of Microsoft's evil plot to keep people using Vista was to hide the shutdown and the restart buttons so that people couldn't turn it off even if they wanted to.

It's eeeeeevil.
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Eeeeep, its name has been posted... I hope it's not like Rumpelstiltskin.

I think that part of Microsoft's evil plot to keep people using Vista was to hide the shutdown and the restart buttons so that people couldn't turn it off even if they wanted to.

It's eeeeeevil.

LOL Vistastiltskin! Vistastiltskin! Vistastiltskin!

What's sad was a person - who shall remain nameless - who is still using windows 98 (at her workplace) and doesn't have our knowledge - found the shutdown button in what less than 2 minutes! That was just - Well - I'm still stunned. LOL

I was like WTH!!! :blink:

The list of hidden stuff goes on and on:

The shutdown and restart
The "run" Command (wtf)
The "file menu" - yes the bloody file menu. Who the hell does that???
Windows Explorer.

Not to mention the two version of IE it installs.

Who in their right mind does this? :blink:

They need to stop smokin that wacky tabcoo or drinking on the job.

Dear Vista -

You need to go away.
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Oh the ways and the levels I hate you Vista:

http://www.randomfix.com/2007/04/12/window...ddvd-rom-drive/

Yes the magic vanishing CD/DVD.

*Strangles it*

The issues just keep coming and coming and coming.....

and apparently I have the "good" version of Vista.

How is that even possible that there is a "good" version of this peice of garbage.
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Oh and let's not forget the whole

"Program Files (x86)" and Normal "Program Files" - to which both directories are loathed by Photoshop.

What in the name of all that is sane is this! *winggles her fingers between her lips*
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Sanctuary this is a site for you, and it will help you learn to praise Vista after you seen it!!! :lol:

http://www.mojaveexperiment.com/html/?fbid=SkHnp

Vista is such a joke :lol: :D

Edited by ViusSolaris, 31 August 2008 - 03:17 PM.


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Sanctuary this is a site for you, and it will help you learn to praise Vista after you seen it!!! :lol:

http://www.mojaveexperiment.com/html/?fbid=SkHnp

Vista is such a joke :lol: :D

:o :blink: wth!

I am going to eat them.

That is such - okay - I'm going to beat them - then eat them.

BTW I was going to contact them to give them a piece of my mind - low and behold is goes to a service center at Microsoft - with NO way of contacting. Just a self service area. Yep not even an email addy. I wonder why?

Probably cause they'd get blasted by people like me actually using the damn thing.

I hate Vista.

I hate the people who did this so called experiment cause they lie. :angry:

In a way that site is funny - people are really not very bright are they? Watching a video and actually using the thing are so different. LOL
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That is such - okay - I'm going to beat them - then eat them.

Something tells me that if the people responsible for Vista start to... uhm.. disappear, geeks from all around the world will begin building shrines to Sanctuary. There might even be some self submitted sacrifices to the eat list.
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Something tells me that if the people responsible for Vista start to... uhm.. disappear, geeks from all around the world will begin building shrines to Sanctuary. There might even be some self submitted sacrifices to the eat list.

you guys should learn to love Vista...cause Bill Gates left a mission for Microsoft.


It is called Project Deep Horizon. It's the new version of Windows slated to come out on January 1, 2013.

It'll be even more contradictory and paragmatic than Vista ever was.

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In a way that site is funny - people are really not very bright are they? Watching a video and actually using the thing are so different. LOL

You are right i find the thing so hilarious they bring in totally incompetent people to just look a little at "Windows Mojave" :lol:

It is disturbing in a way! :lol:

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@starphoenixkoroias

No Love for the Vista. No loves. *shakes head* Only loathing. *nods*

@ViusSolaris

Sadly I'm learning that I'm not the only one in the world that has "dumb moments" some people have them all the time!!!! And here I was worried it was just me. Nopes, not just me.

Today in the Hell World of Vista:

Printer driver.

Oh yes, it rejected Vista.

Shall I even go on about the missing PDF's created that were there one second and "POOF" gone the next?

What a surprise? :blink:

*THUDS*

*THUDS*
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approx 36 hours with no issues.

Be afraidddddddddddddddddddddd be very afraiddddddddddddddd
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Soon the bluescreen Reaper of death will appear and hell follows with Him!

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Soon the bluescreen Reaper of death will appear and hell follows with Him!

:blink:

noesssssssssssssss

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee

noesssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Yes i am afraid so!

A reformat will follow!!!

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Yes i am afraid so!

A reformat will follow!!!

That would

suck

as thus far my week has already royally sucked - please no moreeeeeeeeeeeee.

*pouts*
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Hopefully it will be fine except that it is Vista we are talking about!

Poor Sanctuary! :(

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Yes i am afraid so!

A reformat will follow!!!

That would

suck

as thus far my week has already royally sucked - please no moreeeeeeeeeeeee.

*pouts*

no worries dear, I shall aid you in devouring the evil Vista, Bill Gates & clones, and all others involved. Haven't had much to eat in a couple days so I have plenty of room *pats belly*
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I have vista on my laptop and have no love for it. not much hate, but no love either. to me it's just worthless. all updates since windows 95 have been just worthless makeovers with no real functionality.
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you look pretty.......pretty tasty

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Since I caught the Seinfeld ad on Youtube, every time I think of Vista, I think of Bill Gate's rear end... How wrong is that?

(For anyone confused by that: )
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