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I'm officially boycotting Seinfeld. BAHHHHHHHHHHHHH idiot.
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My mother likes Vista...

That settles it...

Although I look like her in many ways...

I must be adopted.

*hangs head in shame*
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My mother likes Vista...

That settles it...

Although I look like her in many ways...

I must be adopted.

*hangs head in shame*


I guess I should tell you now that you feel that way. I was one of 13 scientists attempting to combine nerd DNA with normal people. We used Bill Gates when he was still in the womb and merged him with your mom. We got you, the hopeful prodigy of all things digital. Instead well...you know the story.
That's why you hate all things Windows. It's in your DNA. Although Bill says he's sorry for any indiscrimnant problems you've had with computers in your life, he's not responsible for it.

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Are you saying I have issueswith my father! :o

LOL

and that explains a lot.

Vista is evil.
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:D


Well at least they are reliable in this sense ;)


Dear Vista,

I still hate you.
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Okay- so - after Vista refused to install a rather important update, the choice was made to manually do it. That failed too. What a surprise. Do I look shocked in any way?

So after careful consideration...

we've hired Gremlins - who've now corrected the issue.

Atnevon has informed me that providing I don't feed them after midnight, he suspects things may go a little better.
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Okay- so - after Vista refused to install a rather important update, the choice was made to manually do it. That failed too. What a surprise. Do I look shocked in any way?

So after careful consideration...

we've hired Gremlins - who've now corrected the issue.

Atnevon has informed me that providing I don't feed them after midnight, he suspects things may go a little better.


*tries his best not to laugh hysterically, but fails miserably*

You know, I almost forgot about this, but coincidentally enough, one of the programs that I had a lot of trouble with in my very short time with Vista was called 'Gizmo'. (It's a program that competes with Skype for anyone curious)

I think this must mean that Vista gets along with the bad gremlins better than the good ones.
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*tries his best not to laugh hysterically, but fails miserably*

You know, I almost forgot about this, but coincidentally enough, one of the programs that I had a lot of trouble with in my very short time with Vista was called 'Gizmo'. (It's a program that competes with Skype for anyone curious)



Gizmo is the good one :P


I think this must mean that Vista gets along with the bad gremlins better than the good ones.


Wait - this means I should feed them after midnight then!!! :o Crappers.
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It's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

Oh the mysterious ways of the Vista.
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*Hugs his Windows XP warmly.* ^_^

I haven't heard one good thing about Vista since it came out. I might have the latest installment of Office, which is bad enough, but at least I don't have to deal with Vista. Yay me!

*Hugs Sanctuary.* Poor you. :)

P.S. I have a WIN98 comp for a couple of PC games I play. xD

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*Hugs his Windows XP warmly.* ^_^

I haven't heard one good thing about Vista since it came out. I might have the latest installment of Office, which is bad enough, but at least I don't have to deal with Vista. Yay me!

*Hugs Sanctuary.* Poor you. :)

P.S. I have a WIN98 comp for a couple of PC games I play. xD


I hug my XP machine as well. The Vista one is like - gah *rips out hair* OMG the new office is bizarreeee - I'm not a big fan of it at all.

Win98 - nothing wrong with it at all.

My favorite of all of them I think is XP. Why did they stray from that path? WHYYYYYYY.
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Yes i agree office is insane now and it feels like everytime i do something some kind of bug shows up and tries to destroy my document!

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*sprays dry disinfectant everywhere*

There - no bugs. All gone.

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The latest piss-me-off - cause by, oh yeah...

VISTA

Took over eight, yes count them, eight hours to fix.

What happened?

An anti-virus program that shall remain nameless cause I loves it... saw TrustedInstaller.exe. It decided it was a virus and killed it.

Welllllllllllll

Vista said FU I'm not updating anymore. That file controls things. One of which is the updates.

Safe mode, nadda, even forcibly adding registry data and making the directories admin and read and write and execute. NADDA

It (VISTA) would not let the file - which BTW was the only way to correct it - be installed or copied back.

I

HATE

VISTA

I mean come on I don't even have permission to copy a file to my system? Are you freaking serious???????

Sadly, yes, that was exactly the case. I, as the administrator, and even with the directory set properly, in safe mode, normal mode or anything else, refused to let me copy the file. I did "not have permission." HUH???

If it wasn't for Atnevon - I'd has tossed the thing through a wall.

Next time I'm just formatting the damn thing.

WTH. Seriously.

SIGHS Seriously. Ridiculous.

LMAO
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The latest piss-me-off - cause by, oh yeah...

VISTA

Took over eight, yes count them, eight hours to fix.

What happened?

An anti-virus program that shall remain nameless cause I loves it... saw TrustedInstaller.exe. It decided it was a virus and killed it.

Welllllllllllll

Vista said FU I'm not updating anymore. That file controls things. One of which is the updates.

Safe mode, nadda, even forcibly adding registry data and making the directories admin and read and write and execute. NADDA

It (VISTA) would not let the file - which BTW was the only way to correct it - be installed or copied back.

I

HATE

VISTA

I mean come on I don't even have permission to copy a file to my system? Are you freaking serious???????

Sadly, yes, that was exactly the case. I, as the administrator, and even with the directory set properly, in safe mode, normal mode or anything else, refused to let me copy the file. I did "not have permission." HUH???

If it wasn't for Atnevon - I'd has tossed the thing through a wall.

Next time I'm just formatting the damn thing.

WTH. Seriously.

SIGHS Seriously. Ridiculous.

LMAO


*laughs maniacally, his laughter echoing off the walls*
You are funny sometimes lady.

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LOL I know and very,very determined and stubborn.

Would have been so much easier just to blast the darn thing and format.

Instead, I dug my heals in hard and refused. LOL

and I won. :wizard: :D :P
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LOL I know and very,very determined and stubborn.

Would have been so much easier just to blast the darn thing and format.

Instead, I dug my heals in hard and refused. LOL

and I won. :wizard: :D :P


That's what Vista wants you to think... meanwhile your stack frame is being corrupted by Puff the Fractal Dragon.

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That's what Vista wants you to think... meanwhile your stack frame is being corrupted by Puff the Fractal Dragon.



o.O that's - not - good. O.O
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o.O that's - not - good. O.O


Just for you Sanctuary.....the theme song for Puff the Fractal Dragon
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No plain fanfold paper could hold that fractal Puff --
He grew so fast no plotting pack could shrink him far enough.
Compiles and simulations grew so quickly tame
And swapped out all their data space when Puff pushed his stack frame.

CHORUS:
Puff the fractal dragon was written in C,
And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.
Puff the fractal dragon was written in C,
And frolicked while processes switched in mainframe memory.

Puff, he grew so quickly, while others moved like snails
And mini-Puffs would perch themselves on his gigantic tail.
All the student hackers loved that fractal Puff
But DCS did not like Puff, and finally said, "Enough!"

(chorus)

Puff used more resources than DCS could spare.
The operator killed Puff's job -- he didn't seem to care.
A gloom fell on the hackers; it seemed to be the end,
But Puff trapped the exception, and grew from naught again!

(chorus)

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