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Starphoenix Koroias

Starphoenix Koroias

    And To Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street

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Performed to the music of "18 and Life" by Skid Row

Johnny was a stone-cold killer, wielded a knife so cold.
His first kill was his older sister, her body she had sold.
A week later his friend Laurie, found near at the edge of town.
Hanging lifeless from a tree, her blood and guts scattered all around.
His heart beat like thunder, mind racing frantically.
Visions of his next kill came, to his eye oh so clearly.
And now it's

18 and his wife to die
18 and his wife must go
Bloody murder is his way
18 and his wife will go
[repeat above]

Two more found in a house, torched in flaming gasoline.
Their son was found in the street, his head severed clean.
They hunted for this killer, this demented deadly one
Sliced five more to ribbons, while on their morning run.
Now came the appointed time, his wife's life must end.
And now it's

[chorus]

As he tore her chest open his son came in to make him pay,
and as the bullets flew, little Johnny blew them both away.

[chorus]

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not the most original rewrite but i tried.

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Starphoenix's Parody "Quest's Bite"
Loosely performed to the music of
"Love Bites" by Def Leppard

** this probably won't make sense unless you play Aardwolf mud, but still fun **
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When you ask for a quest and go to fight
Be careful, quests bite
When you go forth, and look for that mob
Where do you go?
Is it to Fairy Tales?
Do you go to Nine Hells?
Is that Questor really so clever?
Did you die twice, or is this death number three?
PK room...
Heal me!

When you're out of heals, do you fail now?
Or are you begging for that vorpal to show?
Blinded again.
Why did he send you to kill that baby?
Why do you quest so, it's just drivin' you crazy?
You don't think this quest is worth 8 points
You quest fail again and wait 30 minutes
Why?!
(Quests bite, you bleed)
Rogukan brings you to your knees
(Targets live, targets die)
You just killed the wrong Pie
(Questor gives, you plead)
Give me more than 8 qp!

When it's that time you are somewhere else
Will you die while Questor pleases himself?
Will you complete before the timer runs out?
Questing can just rip your heart out
Labyrinth...
This Deathtrap Dungeon is making me crazy
but Deathgate makes my mind hazy
Crap!

(Quests bite, you bleed)
Why are there 10 of these?
(Targets live, targets die)
But you had drop the key.
(Questor gives, you plead)
Give me a bonus TP!
Star Trek

You decided which wish will make you happy
Cause this lack of buffs is driving you crazy
Is it the pockets or the exprate that will make it?
Or do you just throw your keyboard and break it?
Xyl?!

(Quests bite, you bleed)
You fall to your knees
(Quest fail, you cry)

(Quests bite, you bleed)
Aard every 10 level is what you need
(Quest fail, you cry)
Maybe just one more try
(Quest fix, you're hooked)
Questor's got what you need
If you've got a quest in your sights
Be careful, quests bite
Yeah they do
They will be hell

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this will make even less sense if you don't know what my BattleCard League is...but
if you know the USOUD you can kind of imagine it.
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--Again, credit to Lemon Demon and AltF4 for --
--the original song and Flash movie--
--See it at www.albinoblacksheep.com--

Starphoenix's Version of the
BattleCard League Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Everyone got together and was stomping around
the BattleCard arena like a big playground
When suddenly old Kalathor began to sway
and grabbed Luenaldrimme to toss him away
Luen went flying and sailed at Lornaco
who immediately skewered him on a big flagpole
then Lornaco went nuts and charged to attack
when Thantaris slipped in and clubbed him in the back

and he started beating down both Lorn and Mij
but they all got roasted by a spell from Gristich
while Gristich was roasting up some new hot treats
Relicbane popped up from under his feet
and with a mighty kick in Gristich's nuts
sent him flying away screaming "Nucking futs!"
Relic tried to finish of Mij with his thunderblade
but he couldn't cause Mij blew them both away

This is the battlecard's showdown of ultimate destiny
new guys, old guys, and monsters as far as the eye can see,
and only one can survive, lord knows who it will be
cause it's the battlecard's showdown of ultimate destiny

Starky melted Kalathor with his fire spell
like an ice cream sandwich visiting hell
Lorn came back all covered with slime
but got decapitated by Aaloru in no time
and Stormwind came in blowing hot air
while Vilgren leaped out with a siren blare
but Vilgren got nuked by a big palooka
when Nec blasted him with his big ol' bazooka

Nec tried to reload it but before he could
Stormwind cast Nec into the ceiling for good
then Kalaila snuck and cleaved Aaloru's back,
then fell into a pit to never come back
Thantaris came back burnt like a steak
and Stormwind tried to make a Thantaris cake
out of ol' Thantaris as he flew through the air
but they both got blasted as Gristich reappeared

This is the battlecard's showdown of ultimate destiny
new guys, old guys, and monsters as far as the eye can see,
and only one can survive, lord knows who it will be
cause it's the battlecard's showdown of ultimate destiny

Then the fanfare sounded, in a off-key din
and into the arena, trotted the champ Whitdjinn
who delivered his uppercut rocket fast
and shattered Stormwind's head like a piece of glass
The body fell over twitching in pain
as he stood against Gristich once again
Gristich threw Thantaris in and began to strike
but both were disintegrated by Whitdjinn's light

then Jem and Suz came in for a one-two punch
and the whole Slime family looking for lunch
Sharpshooter, Berserker, and the Doom Ball
and Sahar dropped in from a grand free-fall
Red Mage, Black Mage, the Healer and the Dealer,
Invincible, and something called Bonemealer,
Kyrthythren, Aeson, Tremayne, and Falconidae
and finally Lucas and Bahamut came into the fray
They came out of nowhere lightning fast
and stomped Whitdjinn in his champion ass
it was the bloodiest battle Aardwolf ever saw
with the entire mud gaping in awe

and the arena was rocked for a century
many lives were claimed but eventually
the new champ emerged, the rest saw their better,
it was old Quails disguised as a shredder!

This is the battlecard's showdown of ultimate destiny
new guys, old guys, and monsters as far as the eye can see,
and only one can survive, lord knows who it will be
cause it's the battlecard's showdown of ultimate destiny
this is the ultimate showdown...
this is the ultimate showdown...
this is the ultimate showdown...
for battlecard's destiny!

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I'll probably have a few more. I might get ambitious and try something.

Maybe I can make Sanctuary cry and take down a Cruxshadows song....

Hmm.

Btw, if I post a country sounding song assume it has a rock beat to it when I redid it
for you country music haters.... *it is good music though*

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Performed somewhat to Nickelback's "If Everyone Cared"
I kinda like this song, but warping it is fun too

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From underneath the trees, we watch the sky
Confusing screams for contented sighs
I never dreamed that you would try
But here you are, dining tonight

Serving up squirrel meat pie, freshly fried
Serving up squirrel meat pie, freshly fried

If everyone's scared and nobody tries
If everyone flees and nobody buys
If you would just try to swallow a bite
Otherwise we'll see everyone die

Serving up

Dog meatballs and fries, with crickets on the side
Dog meatballs and fries, with crickets on the side

And everywhere people die
From hunger but you wonder why
I'll show them all they were wrong
Serving up dolphins and cat dog

Jonathan Swift had it right, so say I
Baby burgers sound just about right.

If everyone's scared and nobody tries
If everyone flees and nobody buys
If you would just try to swallow a bite
Otherwise we'll see everyone die

And as I stand behind the bar
I laugh at how hungry you are
If they would just eat what they see
Imagine what the world could be

Now everyone's scared but they tried
And everyone's learned I was right
And everyone shared and swallowed a bite
And now is they day they all survive

We'd see the day, we'll see the day
When they all survive
We'd see the day, we'll see the day
When they all survive
Buy the deli platter, for 12.99

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Twinkle, Twinkle, Crying Star

**performed to the song Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, translated by by Jane Taylor in 1806
and altered from the French language song "Ah! Vous dirai-je, Maman" **

Twinkle, twinkle, crying star,
How I laugh at what you are.
Hiding up above the world in sky,
Pretending to be a jewel in the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, crying star,
I shall be the one to end it all!

When the shining moon has gone,
And I am all to shine upon,
You shall shine your pathetic light,
And there I wait to give you fright.
Twinkle, twinkle, crying star,
Watch this world bleed from afar!

I am the traveler in the dark
To bring the end to your tiny spark;
Then none shall see you twinkle, no
Because I have slain you so.
Twinkle, twinkle, dying star,
Fall from the heavens whence you are!

In the blood red sky you hold,
Some fading hope as you grow so cold,
And soon you shall shut your eye,
And disappear from the sky,
Twinkle, twinkle, dying star,
How I laugh as I strike your heart!

Softly shining silver moon,
Hanging lonely in the heaven's loom,
Soon you will own the night,
Never to share the sky with starlight,
Softly shining silver moon,
Next we meet, you shall meet your doom.

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