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Poll: Holidays Suck!!!!! (1 member(s) have cast votes)

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  1. YES they suck like rotten diseased animal scrotum!!! (1 votes [100.00%])

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Starphoenix Koroias

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(after thinking about it and seeing Atnevon let this stay on the board, i went back and made some edits......that's what I get for posting a message in a homicidal state of mind....but as you read this you might understand why....
then again perhaps not. )



Skulls said he was pissed, so I thought while we're on the subject of pissed, being pissed, and pissed in general.
I choose to piss on the holiday season (and i drank some garlic water so it smells REALLY bad when it his the holiday season)

I work in a company that deals with packing and shipping. Lots of it. Like I did about 1,000 in the last 3 days.

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No you don't understand I mean SO MANY EFFING FREAKING BOXES THAT YOUR BLINKING SHOPPING SHOULD BE CONDEMNED TO MY LITTLE FREAKING SHACK FOR ONE-ON-ONE TIME WITH A MITRE SAW, SOME SALT ACID, AND A FREAKING RABID GERBIL IN YOUR POSTERIOR (because that is a sight to see)!!!!! (/end screaming fit)

Okay, I understand that your little baby nephew is a freaking spoiled brat with too many missing teeth and an inferiority complex. Do not TELL me that he is such a person and that your only recourse is to get him a robotic chinese hamster with more lead in it than my entire box of pencils. And do not complain about the umpteen-hundred dollars you're spending for overnight shipping cause you were too goddamn lazy to plan your route last week. And no I do not do gift wrap you menstruating cow.

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So yeah, holidays suck. Piss me off. Piss me off like I want to see what your presents look like after I run them over with a lawnmower then fire them into a woodchipper using a cannon.

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Yeah. And people wonder why I hate the holidays. :ph34r: *peers about intently*
No, I did not develop my hate of the holidays because of my job...my job just makes it a better excuse and one my insurance company will pay for if I decide I want "help". Of course what'll really help is dousing the sheep that shop at the mall in absinthe and watching them scream as they turn into fireballs....

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Happy holidays, right?


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Yeah...and happy freaking new year so I can wait until next year to do this crap again.

Edited by Starphoenix Koroias, 24 December 2009 - 10:08 AM.

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