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my yellow pencil writes in black
"made in china" it says on back.
lead it uses for its food
to ask to borrow it would be rude.
"my pencil is yellow, long, and hard,"
i tell the women in my yard.
it has blue tips and a small pink head
if i stabbed you with it, you'd be dead.
its shell feels good when in my hand
with this pencil i'll rule the land.


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i wrote that a really really long time ago. they were like "write a poem!" and i wasn't exactly into writing poetry. as you can see i wasn't really into angst or anything like that.

but it rhymes, so it's a poem. it's called "my scripto yellow pencil" and it's about one of those mechanical pencils that you twist to make the lead come out. i liked the part in "dude, where's my car" when they saw the barn and one of them (i can't remember which was jesse and which was chester, so they are stifler and kelso. deal with it!) said "is it red?" and the other "no.." and then "then it's not a barn!" so the tangent here is that if it doesn't rhyme it's not a poem.
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heh Smokey McPot and Johnny Potsmoker
ahahahahahaa!
ok.
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...ok that poem confused me....some of it sounds like it could be about a writing utensil but...... :huh:

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paintgod scratches. . . . . . . .

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how old were you when you wrote this???????
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fifteen, i think. long, long time ago.
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that's funny. how do i center my damn signature?




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