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Poll: what is the dumbest thing to say to a cop? (20 member(s) have cast votes)

what is the dumbest thing to say to a cop?

  1. hi. justs rolled a blunt wanna share it with me? (3 votes [17.65%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.65%

  2. i have never killed anyone i promise (3 votes [17.65%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.65%

  3. hi piggy would you like a donut? (9 votes [52.94%])

    Percentage of vote: 52.94%

  4. yes you're right that is 700 kilos of crack in my trunk (2 votes [11.76%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.76%

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pick your favorite. i have never said any of these i promise (says with innocent look) :ph34r:

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The first one would help your situation more than hinder it where I'm from...
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none are really funny but i went with i promise i have not killed anyone. because i can see myself saying that to a cop........i think i did once.
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If I said that they'd almost certainly back away slowly and thank me for my time..I do unhinged very well.
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yup...i definetly said that before.......yup......i did
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what about "do you know how fast YOU were going?"

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lol good one...My friend had trouble when he was pulled up for saying his second name was Bacon..he has a sarcy sounding voice but that really is his name..
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lol. geeze if my name was bacon i'ld use that as a ascuse to killing my mother.and vore i don't have to act unhinged i am unhinged. maybe that's why i'm still single....sigh. or it could be that i ate my last boyfriend, oh well

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One of the worst names ever: Flower Essence. Yes, that was her real name.

Some parents should be charged with child abuse for the names the give their children. :wacko:

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I always prefered..."Well damn officer, you had to go pretty fast to keep up with me."

my favorite was when a friend of mine was getting a ticket for..well speeding..."excuse me officer...you seemed to have dropped a 20" then he winked.
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"excuse me officer...you seemed to have dropped a 20" then he winked.

ugh..my friend's mom did that once. She tried to pay him off and when that didn't work she tried to pass him her #

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haha. it didn't work for my friend though...because the cop said "you must be blind, I dropped 50." my friend gets angry "fuck you take me to jail"

my friend is cheap and very very stupid.
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Once a friend who was pretty sober was driving me home and I was still a bit drunk. Some state cops pulled us over and asked if we knew anything about stuff being stolen from some Copar place. I wasn't sure what he was saying at first and I replied, "What bar?" They let us go when it was apparent we didn't know anything about it.

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I've never killed anyone I promiss :unsure:

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I've never killed anyone I promiss :unsure:

are you sure...because you could have involentarily killed someone without even knowing it. :ph34r:
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lol. geeze if my name was bacon i'ld use that as a ascuse to killing my mother.and vore i don't have to act unhinged i am unhinged. maybe that's why i'm still single....sigh. or it could be that i ate my last boyfriend, oh well

I'll have to ask him about that...I have only met his dad.

Somehow from what you've told me I doubt you ate your last boyfriend..unless he was a carrot head..
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I dont kill people.

I destroy their minds. much more fun and much less illegal. B)

as for things not to say to a cop...

"do you know how fast you were going?"
"I'm late!"
"late for what?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher. We use special devices to stretch peoples assholes til they are six foot"
"what on earth do you do with a six foot asshole?"
"give him a radar gun and put him near a road"

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All I know is Water is a slippery slick one when it comes to them cops. I remember a while back she was saying on air how she cried her way out of a ticket or something, but yeah.
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I dont kill people.

I destroy their minds. much more fun and much less illegal. B)

as for things not to say to a cop...

"do you know how fast you were going?"
"I'm late!"
"late for what?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher. We use special devices to stretch peoples assholes til they are six foot"
"what on earth do you do with a six foot asshole?"
"give him a radar gun and put him near a road"

Hahahaha, six foot asshole, good one.

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from what you've told me i don't think you ate your last boyfriend unless he was a carrot head

- vore

yes well i said i didn't eat meat. i never said i didn't drink blood and drain people dry vore. :P




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