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weirdest time u felt the urge to maturbate


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i hope this thread catches your eye. o wow it did. thats sweet. NOW RESPOND YOU FUCKER! ha ha. *bats eyes* what is the weirdest time u felt the urge to masturbate?? i know we've all had those akward moments. i was reading a fucking depressing ass book and i thought "hmm...i want to look at lesbian porn seeing its obvious i wont be getting any for awhile!" so heh. and you know how the rest goes.. ooohhh yeasss!!!
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Hmm, I had *had* a weird time once...but that was like three years ago...>_< Don't even wanna try to think about it. Stupid dark past. <_<
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i once had the urge to while in rush hour traffic :blink: .. and to give you an idea of that.. i live in southern california.. the world's WORST traffic (it's been proven)

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i wouldnt doubt the traffic there. my place would just have to be my grandmas.....please dont ask...cant explain.... ..

someone delete this please

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i wouldnt doubt the traffic there. my place would just have to be my grandmas.....please dont ask...cant explain.... ..transmission fading#$$%^%^^&@#$g#oo*&d b#@$ye %$^fo%%$%r $^&now....

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Hmm, I had *had* a weird time once...but that was like three years ago...>_< Don't even wanna try to think about it. Stupid dark past. <_<

o come on tell us now!!!!
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At work was a weird time.

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hmm... I'd have to say the weirdest was when i was sick, throwing up all over the place, then all of a sudden...

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puke eh? didnt it.. like.. burn? stomach acid and all?

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eeuuuwww, puke, thats gross (me trying to sound like a five year old) yeah..um thats a pretty odd time. you must have been bored

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wow, thats uh, a nice way to take your mind off of gaggggggggggggggg. lmao
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At the stadium.
I felt the urge to... you know.
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Wow Mattom you really went digging to find this one. But since you posted in it, I don’t want everyone to think you’re too creepy so I’ll post here too. I guess the weirdest time would be when I was in Spanish Class. The teacher was hot and she would always wear these tight short dresses and bend over to get things out of drawers and such. Those times in the language lab where she would get in your face to see if you rolling your RR’s with your tongue were too much.

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in front of my fine ass computer teacher in high school...i was going to get expelled that day anyways...so i set it up so she would walk into her classroom and see me at her desk...she alwys leaves the light off. and well :D


you can here the rest later....but um...yeah that wasstrange to me because i thought it up and in 5 minutes i was executing what i wanted to do
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talking to a friend about school and work i did not wack off. but my friend ash fuck me.
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o_o Uhh, back when my mom forced me to go to church...

....o_o I'm one weird kid.

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in the vatican when i was 14.

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I remember the time when I was having lunch with my parents at a restaurant. I saw this waitress who was a total hardbody and well, I went to the bathroom and Oh yeah.

Also I once spanked the mokey in the bathroom of a bus while coming to Bogotá.







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And, Tool, that was nice... very solidary.
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In class while doing makeup on some randon chick... I though it was weird. Im in a room full of girls surounded by cosmetics.

mabey if i was a lesbian.. or bi that would make more sence. :huh:
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o_o Uhh, back when my mom forced me to go to church...

....o_o I'm one weird kid.

Same here!

although i didnt masterbate, but i did change my position myself to where i could grind against the chair or the crotch seam of my toght pants. hehe

Another was on the living room couch of my sisters house.
The guesst room of my grandparents house....and some others but i cant remember them all. Yeah....i used to have a problem with cronic masterbation *hangs head*




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