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weirdest time u felt the urge to maturbate


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but my friend ash fuck me.

Cool.


I felt the urge to wack off in the movies. My mother in laws house. The police station. A lot of places.

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Mattom there must be a law on the books somewhere for monkey spanking. I know up here PETA would be on your case so fast it would make your head spin.

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I think Masturbation is one of the coolest "discoveries" man has ever made. The possibility of providing yourself with sexual pleasure at any time, anywhere? It's madness!

I tell you, when I have kids, if by the age of twelve my son hasn't started beating the meat, I'll take him to a doctor. I'll show him the ropes if I have ot (so to speak).






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Mattom... there are places for people like you. :P

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Places like... the oval office? Saint Peter's cathedral? A maximum techno club?
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XD!!! I'd like to be Mattom's kid anyday! XD!!!

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lol

<.< While I was babysitting for some relitives kid,

.... I think the teletubbys turned me on...

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Teletubbies are sick...



Hell_In_Your_Eyes, you are by this means adopeted by the Mattomic Institute for Relentless and Idiotic Studies
*touches Hell with sword on both shoulders*





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Hehheh, I did it in the dentist's office (the dental hygenist was super fine and kept leaning her melons against my head when she was cleaning my teeth) ZIP!

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Hell_In_Your_Eyes, you are by this means adopeted by the Mattomic Institute for Relentless and Idiotic Studies
*touches Hell with sword on both shoulders*

w00t! :D

... I think the telletubbys turned me on ...


The Teletubbies scare the hell out of me. And that's sad because I end up being _in_your_eyes. :( (Lol)

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Belive me, it makes me happy too to have adopted you.
















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You know what's funny about this thread. The topic is on when you had an urge to get off, not the act it's self. Heh heh.

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Oh, I think all those urges cam through and met a happy ending...


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WHen I was in jail this past January.

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WHen I was in jail this past January.

OK OK hold the phone. This girl I know who was all ready to become a nun went to jail? I guess I could go into the whole did they put the moves on you during the strip search or was there a jail shower scene but I won't. :P

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RedRose? In Jail? AND FEELING THE URGE TO MASTURBATE? Tool, I think the girl is far from becoming a nun. If anything she will become my best friend *winkwink* BTW, I'm watching this Moby videoclip and teh gospel singer he usually has backsinging is turning me on, sooooooo............
















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