Comcast takes to the air after winning the ground, Netflix does a good job at pointing fingers, Tom Wheeler surprises us in a good way, Canadians escape from prison with a helicopter, Slenderman tries to take Satan’s place, Girls can’t be assassins anymore, and Cygnus shows us how to hack ATMs.
Even more trouble may be on the way for music licensing, John Oliver has a creative outlet for Internet trolls, Pixar gives us the opportunity to bring many nightmares to life, 12-year-old girls stab their friend in the name of Slenderman, Cat people are smarter than dog people, The NRA gives us all a moment of hope before dashing away all aspects of sanity, Local events turn Atnevon into a bit of a pessimist, Gary marriage is legal in Wisconsin, and the media pays attention to all the wrong things in a car accident.
Sanctuary was swimming in a sea of fake boobs, Internet commenters say some pretty horrible things about women, Executions in Florida won’t be bound purely by IQ any more, TrueCrypt dies a sudden death, Edward Snowden gives a long interview to NBC, Measles is at a 20 year high thanks to the anti-vaccine movement, Two Transgender stories bring us to some questions, and Illinois joins the list of states that allow same-sex marriages.
Joss(h) Whedon gives back to the kickstarter community, Elliot Rodger leaves us all a little more unsettled, Speaking in French might turn you a little more homicidal, Casey Neistat helps us with a list of Facebook annoyances, eBay gets hacked, and Master’s degrees might just be your next job requirement.
Peoria’s mayor may have gone too far in his fight against a Twitter prank, Google now has to remove people from results when they request it, Geocaching is Sanctuary’s chance to search for treasure, A Canadian teen is responsible for lots of swatting calls, Chickens might be getting virtual reality, and H.R. Giger has passed away.
That was the last line Klaus spoke as Season One of The Originals came to a close. As it did, I can say, I wasn’t disappointed in this series at all. Similarly to how Buffy had the more grown up spin-off of Angel, The Originals has proved to be the more adult sibling of The Vampire Diaries.
The Oklahoma State Capitol may have a new addition, Another execution gone wrong, Project Greenlight returns, The secret of the pyramids is unravelled, Tennessee gets harsh on pregnant drug users, .wed is a trap, and Portland’s water supply gets a little tangy.
Atnevon insists that Jesus was in fact a Vampire and not a Zombie, Cygnus fakes us out with a story about veterans being treated like sex offenders, North Dakota’s abortion ban has been overturned, XKCD helps to clarify free speech, Wu-Tang Clan fans band together to try to buy their single-copy album, Vox incites the rage of the internet by arguing that vinyl isn’t better than CDs are, The recording industry strikes again, and we wish Kidcha a happy belated birthday and our apologies for being horribly forgetful people.
XKCD explains Heartbleed, Dropbox makes a strange addition to its board, Windows XP is officially dead, Zombies come to life in a real course, and a special-ed student gets in trouble for being bullied and recording it.
There’s a Pirate Bay Bundle full of free games, Sanctuary reviews Goat Simulator, People are still using Windows XP and need to stop if at all possible, America doesn’t read anymore, Wil Wheaton inspires us all, Brendan Eich steps down and brings on Sanctuary’s massive rage, and One court reporter earns both our respect and our loathing for doing what we all wish we could at our jobs.